YET ANOTHER MEME

[themerryway]

THE SCENARIO MEME

1 - Roll a number between 1 and 15.
2 - Post a comment.
3 - The number you get should match up with one of the following, which is then the thread's setting.

YOU FIND YOURSELF IN...
1 ... an elevator! You're stuck there for the next six hours.
2 ... a park! You have a picnic basket in hand and it's full of goodies.
3 ... a hot spring! The water is either too hot or too cold.
4 ... space! Zero gravity and everything.
5 ... a room full of finger puppets! Is it just me, or did one of those just move?
6 ... an exhibit cage at the zoo! You're the exhibit.
7 ... an office, at a desk! Your boss has just set down more paperwork for you to do.
8 ... a love hotel! Are you with someone or just passing through?
9 ... on a camel! In the desert. The sun shines brightly overhead.
10 ... a church! Why is one thing, how is another.
11 ... the cockpit of a mech! It's pretty crowded in here with two (or more!) people.
12 ... a room slowly being filled with inflatable vinyl reindeer! Squeak squeak.
13 ... a small island with a single palm tree in the middle of it! There's blue water on every side.
14 ... a strip club! Enough said.
15 ... a car wash! You're not in a car, though, so watch out for those bubbles.

3 - The person who replies to you rolls another number, this time between 1-10, which matches up with the following:

SUDDENLY YOU...
1 ... have animal parts! Ears and a tail, wings or paws, it's up to you.
2 ... are very aroused!
3 ... are drunk!
4 ... are lacking your sense of sight!
5 ... can't stop dancing!
6 ... can't stop crying!
7 ... are sneezing flowers! Instead of snot you'll get a pretty flower.
8 ... have completely lost your sense of direction!
9 ... figure out that your sense of smell is much sharper!
10 ... are hallucinating!

4 - Go wild!

Comments

Kotarou

[tenwholeryou]

11 ... the cockpit of a mech! It's pretty crowded in here with two (or more!) people.

[augh what is this thing.

IS JUST.


GOING TO START PRESSING BUTTONS...]

[themouthofhell]

[ Presses something shiny; the mech lurches forwards and ends up knocking her against the side ] Ohh... such a pretty thing did something so cruel...

Euphemia

[themerryway]

[ rolled a 14. Strip club.... We're looking away from the strippers, blushing pretty hard, ok. ]

O-oh my.

soooob whyy ;A;

[idkmybffxiao]

[And now there is a crying Mei there! Good thing all those tears make it difficult to look around, huh?]

3

[imperceptible]

[Guess who just stumbled into you?]

[stopwatch]

[ ROLLED A 1. Stuck in an elevator, playing with his phone quietly. And very much ignoring anyone else in there with him. ]

[forthward]

[this is distressing, and surprising and sudden. fumbles for a moment with her hold on the arms of the chair, but gets control of it pretty fast. also wheelchair and elevators =/= practical in any way]

H... hello? Is someone there?

[themouthofhell]

[ 8. Waiting on a bed in a lovely love hotel, sprawled out. She doesn't really know where she is, but it's comfortable, so it's all good. ]

[summerstars]

1 ... have animal parts! Ears and a tail, wings or paws, it's up to you.

Er... I don't... [Tries to tuck tail behind her back and the back of the chair. Stare at long-limbed, pretty woman splayed out. Blush.]

Sorry... I don't think I'm supposed to-- [Flicking ears are very annoying. And feel very, very strange.]

[summerstars]

12 ... a room slowly being filled with inflatable vinyl reindeer! Squeak squeak.


Wh... what... ? [This is creepy beyond words! Help. Somebody? D:]

[isur2ndprincess]

[Obviously reindeer are very sensual]

[Yuki is going to blush like crazy]

Yuki

[isur2ndprincess]

2 ... a park! You have a picnic basket in hand and it's full of goodies.


[Yuki is walking over to a nice shaded area and turns to her companion and smiles]

Re: Yuki

[summerstars]

6 ... can't stop crying!

I... sorry I don--- [She's not even sure WHY she's crying, but the waterworks just. won't. stop.]

Yuki... [Lipwobble.]

Molly

[princesspowerful]

6 ... an exhibit cage at the zoo! You're the exhibit.

GET ME OUT OF HERE!

Re: Molly

[myblueskies]

8 ... have completely lost your sense of direction!

[He walks past your cage, about six times, he's going in circles, lots of circles. He finally sees you when you shout.]

Are you alright? Who put you in there? Where you bad?

Anya

[brbdocumenting]

10 ... a church! Why is one thing, how is another.


[takes out phone]

Recorded.

/threadjacks

[tenwholeryou]

[aaand CRASH as missiles take out one wall. STOMP as a huge lion-shaped mecha appears in the smoking gap.]

Look out!

Kitty

[valleycat]

5 ... a room full of finger puppets! Is it just me, or did one of those just move?


Whoa, these are totally creepy.

[themouthofhell]

[ Ichi takes a few and puts them on her fingers, coming to bother Kitty with them. Weeping all the while. ]

They tickle... moving like worms on Ichi's fingers...

[frozen_desires]

6 ... an exhibit cage at the zoo! You're the exhibit.

[... not the kind of jail he was expecting.]

[stopwatch]

[ And someone who looks a certain SC member is sat on a fallen log, playing with his phone charm, scowling ]

Nunnally

[forthward]

[this is a church! a pretty huge one, for that matter. the chair is at the very front, and Nunnally is looking up at the mosaic windows silently]

[brbdocumenting]

[Have the Knight of Six dancing around you]

[imperceptible]

8 ... a love hotel! Are you with someone or just passing through?

[Ew. So much ew.]

/rolls an 8

[trollofthree]

[wanders in.]



Huh. [wanders back out.

the wrong way.

He's probably in the bathroom or something.]

01 :|

[idkmybffxiao]

Ummm...

[Mei is stuck in an elevator. She... has no idea how. What is this thing even.]

[princesspowerful]

[Molly would tell you if she wasn't drunk and giggling like a fool]

[monkeystail]

3 ... a hot spring! The water is either too hot or too cold.

Ohh! This was agges ago! Yay! [Jumps into hot spring.]

OW. [Too hot. Why cruel world. Why. Stays in anyway.]

I'm not getting out of here.

[myblueskies]

4 ... are lacking your sense of sight!

"Getting out of where, owww thats hot!"

[Hops about holding foot and falls over because of lack of balance.]

"Owww"

[lolisandminorities]

4 ... space! Zero gravity and everything.

[Hah. Zero gravity, get it? Also, this dude's hair is aaall over the place.]

[monkeystail]

8 ... have completely lost your sense of direction!

[Considering they're floating in zero g, you'd think loss of direction wouldn't be that much of a problem buuutt...]


Hey, you! What's up in this placeee. [Flail.Childish whine. She doesn't like feeling disoriented without any chance of telling direction at all.]

[bitofafiction]

[rolled a three, God help us all. Aren't hot springs supposed to be... hot? This one is rather lukewarm.]

[themerryway]

[ Settled down in the spring quite happily! It's lukewarm, but it feels okay when you get used to it. She's just in a towel at the moment. ]

Ah! I didn't know the springs were mixed...

[swordofzero]

6 ... an exhibit cage at the zoo! You're the exhibit.

[Guess who is not impressed. He's sat at the side practicing being invisible.]

[trollofthree]

[is reading the sign that says DO NOT FEED THE SUZAKU with undisguised amusement. You can tell because of 1. the huge smirk 2. the flicking, fluffy ears and 3. the stripey tail.

because prodding you is what Ginos do best.]

Man, did you lose a bet or something?

[myblueskies]

13 ... a small island with a single palm tree in the middle of it! There's blue water on every side.

Runs around the island a bit, dips his toes in the water and probably has a go at climbing the palm tree just for fun.

Oh Alfredo this place is so beautiful!

[warpwhatsir]

14- A strip club. Enough said.

[ SITTING THERE AWKWARDLY because you don't exactly go to a strip club by yourself :|a ]

7

[queenscheckmate]

[This is Utopia's version of Supernatural's "It's a Terrible Life" isn't it?]

[Thankfully for you, sir boss, Kallen is a hard and fast worker. While she may click her teeth at the bigger load of paperwork now, she has two hours before she can clock out and go home. So working time is now. The sooner she gets it done, the sooner she can get out. Okay? Okay.]

8 WHY CAN'T I QUIT YOU ;A;

[warpwhatsir]

[ and there goes Sulu......... ]

[ walking right into a wall. ]

8 - Love hotel!

[veepofchess]

[Lounging on a sofa in the room, waiting for someone running late. Not for sex, but for something else.]

rolled a 6 OOPS

[stopwatch]

[ Enters hesitantly, tears in his eyes. He needed a room to hide in until he stopped crying; it just so happens that this room is the one he tries first. ]

... Brother?