Euphemia li Britannia (
themerryway) wrote in
crackuen2011-02-02 11:46 am
YET ANOTHER MEME

THE SCENARIO MEME
1 - Roll a number between 1 and 15.
2 - Post a comment.
3 - The number you get should match up with one of the following, which is then the thread's setting.
YOU FIND YOURSELF IN...
1 ... an elevator! You're stuck there for the next six hours.
2 ... a park! You have a picnic basket in hand and it's full of goodies.
3 ... a hot spring! The water is either too hot or too cold.
4 ... space! Zero gravity and everything.
5 ... a room full of finger puppets! Is it just me, or did one of those just move?
6 ... an exhibit cage at the zoo! You're the exhibit.
7 ... an office, at a desk! Your boss has just set down more paperwork for you to do.
8 ... a love hotel! Are you with someone or just passing through?
9 ... on a camel! In the desert. The sun shines brightly overhead.
10 ... a church! Why is one thing, how is another.
11 ... the cockpit of a mech! It's pretty crowded in here with two (or more!) people.
12 ... a room slowly being filled with inflatable vinyl reindeer! Squeak squeak.
13 ... a small island with a single palm tree in the middle of it! There's blue water on every side.
14 ... a strip club! Enough said.
15 ... a car wash! You're not in a car, though, so watch out for those bubbles.
3 - The person who replies to you rolls another number, this time between 1-10, which matches up with the following:
SUDDENLY YOU...
1 ... have animal parts! Ears and a tail, wings or paws, it's up to you.
2 ... are very aroused!
3 ... are drunk!
4 ... are lacking your sense of sight!
5 ... can't stop dancing!
6 ... can't stop crying!
7 ... are sneezing flowers! Instead of snot you'll get a pretty flower.
8 ... have completely lost your sense of direction!
9 ... figure out that your sense of smell is much sharper!
10 ... are hallucinating!
4 - Go wild!

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Er... I don't... [Tries to tuck tail behind her back and the back of the chair. Stare at long-limbed, pretty woman splayed out. Blush.]
Sorry... I don't think I'm supposed to-- [Flicking ears are very annoying. And feel very, very strange.]
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Who are you?
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Sorry... Who, er, are you? [What were they even doing here? She really hoped that whoever the woman was meeting wouödn't be barging in at any moment. That would be even more awkward than this currently was.]
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Er... [The request makes her blush, but it's not enough to deny the request. Maybe it won't feel as strange when someone else does it?]
Uh... I suppose.
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Uh... St- Could you... M-maybe. Stop that? Please. It goes... I mean--- [How do you explain that, even?]
It's a bit... uncomfortable. [Not really, but hell, she's not gonna say what it really feels like.]
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I just though... It'd feel different if someone else touched them... [Which, yes, it had, but not in a way one might be comfortable sharing with a virtual stranger!]