themerryway: ([?] - elated)
Euphemia li Britannia ([personal profile] themerryway) wrote in [community profile] crackuen2011-02-02 11:46 am

YET ANOTHER MEME


THE SCENARIO MEME


1 - Roll a number between 1 and 15.
2 - Post a comment.
3 - The number you get should match up with one of the following, which is then the thread's setting.
YOU FIND YOURSELF IN...
1 ... an elevator! You're stuck there for the next six hours.
2 ... a park! You have a picnic basket in hand and it's full of goodies.
3 ... a hot spring! The water is either too hot or too cold.
4 ... space! Zero gravity and everything.
5 ... a room full of finger puppets! Is it just me, or did one of those just move?
6 ... an exhibit cage at the zoo! You're the exhibit.
7 ... an office, at a desk! Your boss has just set down more paperwork for you to do.
8 ... a love hotel! Are you with someone or just passing through?
9 ... on a camel! In the desert. The sun shines brightly overhead.
10 ... a church! Why is one thing, how is another.
11 ... the cockpit of a mech! It's pretty crowded in here with two (or more!) people.
12 ... a room slowly being filled with inflatable vinyl reindeer! Squeak squeak.
13 ... a small island with a single palm tree in the middle of it! There's blue water on every side.
14 ... a strip club! Enough said.
15 ... a car wash! You're not in a car, though, so watch out for those bubbles.

3 - The person who replies to you rolls another number, this time between 1-10, which matches up with the following:
SUDDENLY YOU...
1 ... have animal parts! Ears and a tail, wings or paws, it's up to you.
2 ... are very aroused!
3 ... are drunk!
4 ... are lacking your sense of sight!
5 ... can't stop dancing!
6 ... can't stop crying!
7 ... are sneezing flowers! Instead of snot you'll get a pretty flower.
8 ... have completely lost your sense of direction!
9 ... figure out that your sense of smell is much sharper!
10 ... are hallucinating!

4 - Go wild!
summerstars: (big eyes)

[personal profile] summerstars 2011-02-02 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
12 ... a room slowly being filled with inflatable vinyl reindeer! Squeak squeak.


Wh... what... ? [This is creepy beyond words! Help. Somebody? D:]
isur2ndprincess: (sora ♥)

[personal profile] isur2ndprincess 2011-02-02 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Obviously reindeer are very sensual]

[Yuki is going to blush like crazy]
summerstars: (big eyes)

[personal profile] summerstars 2011-02-02 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Obviously they are!]

Er-- Yuki? Are you... Um. All right? [She's not sure why Yuki's expression makes her both nervous and fluttery. Something is wrong here! ... Besides the creepy, creepy reindeer.]
isur2ndprincess: (oh!)

[personal profile] isur2ndprincess 2011-02-02 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! Grenn! I-- yes! I'm fine! [s-sob]
summerstars: (big eyes)

[personal profile] summerstars 2011-02-02 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
... You sure? I mean... [Looks around at the reindeer. Shivers.]

How did this even happen! [Tries very hard to keep control of herself, because, damn, the reindeer aren't getting any less, and all this squeaking...]
isur2ndprincess: (blushing)

[personal profile] isur2ndprincess 2011-02-02 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[blushing and looking around]

Do you not like reindeer?
summerstars: (not good)

[personal profile] summerstars 2011-02-02 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I--- I've never seen this sort of animal before! But, this--- I mean... these thing are creepy! And they're noisy... and they're multiplying...

[Wince, shiver. Then stare at Yuki from under her lashes. Something must be wrong with Yuki.]