ORPHAN POLL

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Poll #9102 ORPHAN POLL

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 36

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PARENTS/FAMILY/HOME LIFE

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None of their parents are dead
8 (22.2%)

One of their parents is dead
9 (25.0%)

Two of their parents are dead
11 (30.6%)

They grew up with other family
9 (25.0%)

They grew up in an orphanage
2 (5.6%)

They grew up in a loving adoptive family
2 (5.6%)

They grew up in an unstable adoptive home
6 (16.7%)

They grew up on the STREETS
4 (11.1%)

They grew up as part of a horrific laboratory experiment
0 (0.0%)

Their parents are alive but abandoned them
4 (11.1%)

Their parents are alive but don't care about them
4 (11.1%)

Their entire family is dead
3 (8.3%)

Their entire hometown was destroyed
4 (11.1%)

Their entire country was destroyed
2 (5.6%)

Their entire universe was destroyed
0 (0.0%)

They didn't have parents in the first place
7 (19.4%)

They are a country
5 (13.9%)

They hate their parents
5 (13.9%)

Their loving adoptive family is dead too
4 (11.1%)

They killed their own parents
2 (5.6%)

HOW WAS YOUR CHARACTER BORN

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They fell from the sky
1 (2.8%)

They just came into being
5 (13.9%)

They emerged from a womb
23 (63.9%)

They were hatched from an egg
3 (8.3%)

They were delivered by a stork
0 (0.0%)

They split off from someone like an amoeba
0 (0.0%)

They were created in a horrible laboratory experiment
1 (2.8%)

Something... else...?
5 (13.9%)

Comments

[koyo]

Relevant.

[stoppedhiding]

I'd just like to point out that almost nobody in Final Fantasy IV has living parents ftr.

[babygotback]

To his credit, it was his other self that killed his father. Totally.

[veepofchess]

Put contradicting things for Lulu because there's a difference between what actually happened in canon and what he thinks happened.

Also put two births for Sam because lol vmapire

[traces]

vmapire

[bloodbrother]

Hush

[adorned]

Her crazy kidnapping psuedomother is dead?

THERE WAS NO KIDNAPPED CATEGORY SO I PUT HER DOWN AS ADOPTED

[swordofzero]

I went for both parents dead because who knows where Suzaku's mum ever was....

And he killed one of his parents, so I ticked that as well

[savedbyasong]

and for Shion here I went with both alive and one dead because the fate of his father is unknown. He left No.6 though and the life expectancy isn't high...

[greenspaces]

Jade was born of genetic material from people who were ALSO born of genetic material but technically was born while she was already 13 years old and was then sent back in time via meteor to thirteen years before creation.

So it wasn't a horrible science experiment but more like ectobiology that had to be completed in order for the reality to exist in the first place!

Also her Grandpa is technically her biological father. But also her Grandpa. And she was raised by a dog on an island in the middle of the Pacific.

[wakingsavior]

ok, MY ANSWERS ARE CONFUSING SO HERE IT GOES.

John was created via a strange process known as Ectobiology, wherein he himself created baby clones of four people via paradox slime, and then mixed them together into two batches to create baby clones of four MORE people.

The first four were John's Nanna, Jade's Grandpa, Rose's Mom, and Dave's Bro. The second batch were John and Jade (mixed from Nanna and Grandpa) and Rose and Dave (mixed from Mom and Bro). Then they were all sent back in time to various points via meteor.

When John's meteor crashed, it killed Nanna, who was technically his ectomom. But his Dad, Nanna's son and technically sort of his half-brother, adopted him and raised him lovingly. Grandpa was killed when Jade was little, but was somehow still alive to be brought into the Game session when they started playing Sburb and it's all VERY COMPLICATED.

And that is the story of how John was cloned and sent back in time by his 13-year-old self.

[babysage]

Ok so Kotaro... is actually the reincarnation of his brothers lover... who was the one who turned Jiro into a vampire in the first place. She died and Kotaro sort of... formed out of the ashes or something...

His brother brought him up and he has no parents

So yeah... I said something else...