TIME FOR ANOTHER MEME

[veepofchess]

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE!



What do:
1) Post three statements, two of them are the truth, one of which is a lie.
2) Comment to other people's, either IC or OOC, guessing which one the lie is.
3) Once someone guesses, post another set!
4) Wipe hands on pants.

Comments

[traces]

1) I'm an only child.
2) I've never killed a person.
3) I'm a very good swimmer.

[veepofchess]

My guess is going to be number 2.

[veepofchess]

1) I have had pizza brought to my residence multiple nights a week.
2) I once owned a cat.
3) I convinced a friend to purchase a sidecar for his motorcycle simply by refusing to get on the back of it with him.

[bifurious]

#3's the lie, right? You look like the type who'd ride on the back of your friend's motorcycle.

[bifurious]

1) I stopped being in love with Ramona Flowers a long time ago.
2) Naruto sucks.
3) I freaking hate Canada.

[hugling]

Definitely Canada. Who could hate Canada?

[countryofassholes]

Is it three? I remember Canada being very cute.

[hugling]

I was on the basketball team at my old school.
I once got twelve stitches in my head.
I accidentally started a small fire once.

[bloodbrother]

This is a tough choice. But I'm going to guess the first one.

[bloodbrother]

1) I enjoy drinking coffee.
2) I have never left the United States.
3) I didn't graduate high school.

[untraditional]

Um, is the coffee the lie? I don't think it's unusual for someone to never leave their home country... and it's rude to think someone hasn't completed their education... so you must not like coffee very much, I think.

[cowscowscows]

I love to fly very much!
Oh, I would like a nice sheep to eat!
And I do not like cows at all!

[trollofthree]

Hmm...! Oh, got it. Gotta be the third one, right?

[hairoftheweek]

I change my look every two weeks.
I can travel the world quickly through an alternate dimension called Subspace.
Also, I'm originally from Toronto, Canada.

[bifurious]

It'd be cheating for me to guess, wouldn't it.

[stoppedhiding]

I recently spent seventeen years asleep.

I have never been married.

I enjoy games like "Two Truths and a Lie".

[hairoftheweek]

Is it the third one?

[hugling]

Uh, okay. I'm a pretty good cook.
I wasn't born, I hatched from an egg.
And one time I ate cheese curls on Pizza.

[veepofchess]

...My guess is going to be the first one.

[bifurious]

Ugh, I have to do this again?


I suck at art.
I'm half-ninja.
I like cats.

[hairoftheweek]

No, you're actually pretty good at art.

[untraditional]

1) I've never cosplayed.
2) I work in my family's shrine.
3) My mother had a cellphone the year I was born.

[cowscowscows]

Oh! Oh, what is sell-fone?

[formerly_known_as_prince]

Ooh this sounds fun!

I've seen an elephant outside of a zoo
I'm bad at basketball
I don't actually have any formal fencing training

[bedtime]

Basketball... a ball goes in a basket? Like a bunch of eggs, how cute... Ichi has never heard of such a thing, so perhaps that is the lie.

[countryofassholes]

1. I'm a really good cook!
2. I'm 150 years old.
3. I have a big brother.

[ooc: mind, she believes one of the lies is truth so... owo]

Unfair advantage

[veepofchess]

The third one.

[veepofchess]

1) I have never considered holding a position of power.
2) I have killed a half-sister.
3) I am very adept at using complex military defense systems.

[traces]

It... it must be the second one, mustn't it?

[traces]

Er...

I'm related to a police officer.
I was born in Los Angeles.
My father had to hire a tutor for me.

[hugling]

Uhhm. I'm going to go with Los Angeles?

[imperceptible]

I'm 12 years old.
I have a friend who's the same age who played in the US Open.
I was born in Phoenix, Arizona.

[herplaceinthesun]

Hmmm . . . you're not twelve, are ya? And what's a US Open?

[herplaceinthesun]

1) I snuck onto a ship during a space race.
2) I had a lizard when I was a kid.
3) I've gotten fired for getting into a fight with a customer.

[trollofthree]

People get fired for that?

[trollofthree]

1) my knightmare frame - that's a kind of pilotable robot, guys - turns into a jet. It's the only one that can do it!
2) I once helped make a giant pizza by picking up a tank of tomatoes and shaking it a lot.
3) I feel bad about killing so many people on the front lines.

[countryofassholes]

Three!

[effortless]

1) I was twenty-three years old the first time I met someone to whom I wasn't related.
2) Hmm, this is difficult, isn't it? Let's see. I was once kidnapped by the Maniwa Ninja Corps.
3) And a third... I think showers are exceptionally useful.

[herplaceinthesun]

I hope three isn't the lie. Unless you just like baths.

[yaycapitalism]

Yikes, this is hard. Um.

1) I ran an item shop back home, too.
2) I... don't like sweets!
3) I've met a dark and powerful demon lord. He's much nicer than in the stories.

[bloodbrother]

My guess is going to be.... the second one.

guess who's terrible at this

[tenwholeryou]

I have a dog
My blood makes people immortal
I was born in the country of Ming