Resources: Rules of Rakuen a memegenerator base I made for adding text to, like so:
Of course, all of our meme-making favorites are in play, including advice animals, rage comics/faces, scumbag ___ and all the rest.
I'll get the ball rolling!
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It's that time of year again.
They didn't have anything planned (or maybe they had something else planned). It doesn't matter! You have decided to make plans for them today.2. Presents
You are giving the birthday boy/girl their present. It better be something they like or else you'll be sorry.3. Birthday punches
One, two, three, four. . . and one more for next year too!4. Wrong birthday
Happy birthday-- what do you mean it's not your birthday?
5. Late birthday
You're here to wish them a happy birthday. . . a day or two (or three) after their birthday has already passed.
6. What birthday?
You just wanted to hang out with your friend today. They don't have to know you didn't know it was their birthday.7. Stripper birthday cake
This can't possibly go wrong. You are in position and ready to jump out at any minute.8. Other/Your choice/Roll again
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None of their parents are dead
One of their parents is dead
Two of their parents are dead
They grew up with other family
They grew up in an orphanage
They grew up in a loving adoptive family
They grew up in an unstable adoptive home
They grew up on the STREETS
They grew up as part of a horrific laboratory experiment
Their parents are alive but abandoned them
Their parents are alive but don't care about them
Their entire family is dead
Their entire hometown was destroyed
Their entire country was destroyed
Their entire universe was destroyed
They didn't have parents in the first place
They are a country
They hate their parents
Their loving adoptive family is dead too
They killed their own parents
HOW WAS YOUR CHARACTER BORN
They fell from the sky
They just came into being
They emerged from a womb
They were hatched from an egg
They were delivered by a stork
They split off from someone like an amoeba
They were created in a horrible laboratory experiment
YOU FIND YOURSELF IN...
1 ... an elevator! You're stuck there for the next six hours.
2 ... a park! You have a picnic basket in hand and it's full of goodies.
3 ... a hot spring! The water is either too hot or too cold.
4 ... space! Zero gravity and everything.
5 ... a room full of finger puppets! Is it just me, or did one of those just move?
6 ... an exhibit cage at the zoo! You're the exhibit.
7 ... an office, at a desk! Your boss has just set down more paperwork for you to do.
8 ... a love hotel! Are you with someone or just passing through?
9 ... on a camel! In the desert. The sun shines brightly overhead.
10 ... a church! Why is one thing, how is another.
11 ... the cockpit of a mech! It's pretty crowded in here with two (or more!) people.
12 ... a room slowly being filled with inflatable vinyl reindeer! Squeak squeak.
13 ... a small island with a single palm tree in the middle of it! There's blue water on every side.
14 ... a strip club! Enough said.
15 ... a car wash! You're not in a car, though, so watch out for those bubbles.
1 ... have animal parts! Ears and a tail, wings or paws, it's up to you.
2 ... are very aroused!
3 ... are drunk!
4 ... are lacking your sense of sight!
5 ... can't stop dancing!
6 ... can't stop crying!
7 ... are sneezing flowers! Instead of snot you'll get a pretty flower.
8 ... have completely lost your sense of direction!
9 ... figure out that your sense of smell is much sharper!
10 ... are hallucinating!