tsuntsuns: (pic#2571953)
arthur ([personal profile] tsuntsuns) wrote in [community profile] crackuen2012-03-05 10:03 pm

completely stolen from [community profile] bakerstreet


It's up to you decide how you got handcuffed (heck, the cuffs might have magically appeared out of nowhere), but what your characters have to deal with next can be decided using a handy RNG. Your options are:

1. Fight Night

Boy this handcuff thing came at a bad time. For whatever reason, you have to fight thugs, mooks, supervillains, space aliens, jetpack Nazis, talking gorillas, or some other threat. Maybe you're doing it to save innocent lives, just to save your own skin, or to stop someone from setting all your stuff on fire. Whatever the reason, hope you two are good at teamwork!

2. Jailbirds

The reason for those handcuffs? You just got arrested, and now you're in the back of a patrol car, the paddywagon, or the space patrol hover-car being taken to the police station. What you did to wind up that way is up to you. It could be something as innocent as a prank gone wrong or something as dire as the both of you having been accused of murder--or perhaps even framed. But now you have a nice little drive and an even nicer booking to look forward to. You might as well get to know you you're handcuffed to or have that nice little heart-to-heart you've been planning on having--you're going to be stuck together for a while.

3. A Very Important Date

One of you has a meeting or appointment to get to and it can't be postponed NO MATTER WHAT. That date with that wonderful guy you met the other night? That job interview? Meeting the parents of your significant other? Your little sister's violin recital? One of you has to go right this moment and hope you can explain away the predicament or hide that you're attached to each other. For a bonus challenge, both parties can have somewhere important to go and have to duke it out over who has to miss their big, important thing.

4. Party Crashed

That was some party! ...who has the key to these? You had a wild night last night, so wild that the other people around you are wearing lampshades on their heads and have wangs that were drawn in Sharpie on their faces while they slept. You've woken up handcuffed to either someone you know or a total stranger, and you have no idea how you got that way. Let's hope you can find the key among all the discarded beer cans and stale pizza.

5.On the Run

The most dangerous game of all...is man! Or something. You're handcuffed together racing through an island wilderness, hunted by evil people, aliens, or dangerous wildlife, trying to work together to save your own lives. Or perhaps you're on the run from the police, accused of a crime you didn't commit. Maybe you're trying to escape from the clutches of an evil dystopian government that plans to brainwash you, or you made a break for it and escaped from a chain gang. Maybe you're being forced to run a deadly obstacle course together on live television, or being chased through a haunted town by monsters. Whatever the case, you're stuck together, you're on the run, and you have to make sure both of you get through it or neither of you will.

6. Escape

Not only are you handcuffed, you're dangling over a deathtrap together. Or locked in a room, waiting for a murderer to come back and kill you both. You're in some sort of situation where you're trapped, and escape is all the more complicated because of how you're handcuffed together. Hope you can pull a Houdini before that serial killer comes back!

7. Interrogation

You're cuffed somewhere so you can't get away, because the other character has some very, very important questions. Remember: Ve haff vays of makink you talk.

8. Wildcard

Go nuts and make a situation up! The only requirement? Handcuffs.
veepofchess: (bedroom eyes)

Re: 4

[personal profile] veepofchess 2012-03-06 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
[His life is pain. ;.;] Wake up! Let go of me! [He put more effort into squirming away.]
countryofassholes: (my self-indulgence.)

Re: 4

[personal profile] countryofassholes 2012-03-06 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Britannia just squeezes him more tightly, even as her eyes begin to move behind their lids. After a few more moments she finally cracks one open and lets out a low mumble.]

What is it...?
veepofchess: (Default)

Re: 4

[personal profile] veepofchess 2012-03-06 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
Morning. Now get up. [As he squirms, he's trying to keep from flashing everyone his underwear in this skirt. Is this the girls' Ashford uniform? Where the hell did this come from?]
countryofassholes: (a voice pressed against my ear.)

Re: 4

[personal profile] countryofassholes 2012-03-07 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[Get up? Now? There's a complaint to be made, her eyes say as much but... well, he is one of her emperors. So, with an aggrieved sigh, she pulls away from Lelouch and moves to untangle herself from him and head to the washroom to wash her face.

Or at least that was the plan, she gets to maybe a third of her full height before she's yanking sharply on the handcuffs she didn't notice earlier.]
Edited 2012-03-07 16:43 (UTC)
veepofchess: (angry prince)

Re: 4

[personal profile] veepofchess 2012-03-07 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[That yank tugs him down on top of her.] Don't do that!
countryofassholes: (pic#2645416)

Re: 4

[personal profile] countryofassholes 2012-03-11 10:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Whoop-! Her arms immediately go out to catch him as she falls flat on her ass again. It's at that moment that she notices the skirt with some growing amusement.]

You know, I never noticed it before but you actually make a very pretty girl.