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The Holy Empire of Britannia ([personal profile] countryofassholes) wrote in [community profile] crackuen2012-03-02 10:38 pm
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The FAMILY Meme

How does it work? Simple! Choose a relationship (or roll for one, if it suits your fancy), and then RNG for a situation! That, or just go straight for whatever situation appeals to you. These are all fairly vague: just something to start you off! 


Parent-Child

     1. Rock-a-Bye How do you get a fussy child to sleep? Read them a story, sing them a lullaby, or just let them stay up until they exhaust themselves? Whatever the choice, it is time for bed. 

     2. For The First Time You've never met this person in your life, but it turns out they're one of the two reasons you exist. Maybe they walked out when you were young. Maybe they never knew you were born. Whatever the reason, it is now time to meet them. 

     3. Past Midnight That curfew was set for a reason. Now it's two AM, and your kid is just now dragging in. Maybe they're drunk. Or got into a fight. Or just had way too much fun snogging their new love interest. It's time for them to face the music. 

     4. New Home It's the first day of your new life together, as parent and child. Whether it's through adoption, a basket on the front steps, or a wish come true, both of you are going to have to learn to take your steps together. 

     5. Holiday It could be Christmas, Easter, or just a birthday, but it is time to celebrate! Get together for some good old-fashioned family fun. 

     6.Take To Work Day What your parents do for a living is the quickest thing that can turn a kid from boring to the coolest on the block. So whatever the job, from accountant to zookeeper, go to work!

     7. You're Not My Real Dad Being a step-parent (or step-child, for that matter) can be tough. Problem is, you're stuck with each other. So whether you're yelling or just having an awkward conversation, it is time to work things out. 

     8. Unexpected Guardian So you're not the parenting type. Too bad. Situation calls for someone to step up to the plate and look out for this kid, and you're the only one near base. Have fun with that. 



Siblings

     1. Protective Big Sibling Okay, look. No one gets to mess with your sibling but you. Your little brother or sister is in trouble; let them know you're going to be the one to take care of it. 

     2. Ruining The Night So your sibling has a hot date. You know what that calls for? Making their lives a living hell. 

     3. Newcomer Who is this new kid in your house? Your family has adopted, and now you have to call this stranger family. Welcome them into the house, or let them know how much they aren't wanted. 

     4. Blood Brothers So maybe you aren't really related to this person. That doesn't matter. You're going to change that, right now. In this moment, you will become family. Nothing can break this bond. 

     5. Middle of the Night It's the middle of the night. Your car is broken down, or you're drunk, or you need bailed out, or you just got beat up, or someone just broke up with you. Whatever just happened, it's time to call your sibling and hope they can bail you out. 

     6. Sibling Rivalry Nobody understands what jerks siblings can be! Always in your stuff, messing up your relationships, getting in your way -- it's time for an all out brawl, whether that means yelling, pranking, or fists flying. 

     7. Long-Lost Maybe you've heard of this person. Or maybe they are entirely new to you. However, you've gotten the information that you're more than strangers: you're family. Welcome to each other's lives. 

     8. All Alone Once your family was whole. Or maybe it never truly was. Whatever the case, the world is a big, dangerous place, and you've only got one person left to rely on: your sibling. 




Uncle/Aunt-Niece/Nephew

     1. Sent Away There's something bad going on at home, and you've been sent away to "safety." Problem is, how safe is this relative really? Are they the kooky, cool kind of Aunt, or are they a crazed Uncle after your fortune? Time to find out. 

     2. Taking You In Something's happened to your niece/nephew's parents, and it's time to step up and do your family duty. They've got nowhere else to go, after all. 

     3. The One We Don't Talk About So maybe the family is a little bit...ashamed of you. You're a bit mad, or you've done something they just don't like. Yet you want to be part of your niece/nephew's life, and whatever their parents say, you'll find a way. 

     4. Grand Adventure Maybe you came out of nowhere, or maybe you've just been keeping secrets. But you aren't an ordinary aunt/uncle, and it's time to take your niece or nephew on a very wild ride. 

     5. Like A Parent To Me Sure, you have parents, but this person is who your parents should be like -- or maybe who you feel should be your parent in the first place. Let them know how you feel about them. 

     6. Don't Tell Mom Aunts and Uncles have special qualities. Like, sometimes, being a bit more lenient than Mom and Dad might be. So you have a, er, sensitive problem? It's time to run to them. 



In A Relationship

     1. New Baby On The Way The panicking is already over, but there are still preparations to be made. Maybe you need to set up the nursery, or you've got the best idea for your soon-to-be child's name. 

     2. Romeo & Juliet You love this person. Perhaps more than life itself. But it is time to break the bad news: your family will never approve. 

     3. I Think I Might Be Pregnant Somehow, you are pregnant. And you think you know who the father is...time to break the news. 

     4. While You Were Away You've been gone years, only to come back and find your beloved has a child...with your eyes. 


Other
     Of course, you are free to make up your own scenario, or do a relationship not done here! "
heroiccia: (Secret agent man)

Re: 2-2

[personal profile] heroiccia 2012-03-05 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
[And when Alfred was out of the door he started running. It was probably alright if he was a few minutes late. Of course he was still unaware of his sibling's planing.]
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[personal profile] heroiccia 2012-03-05 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Of course Alfred being Alfred was completely unaware that he had picked up a stalker follower. It wouldn't even take him that long before he reached his date's place either, maybe only about five minutes. Stopping in front of her door, taking a moment to catch his breath before knocking.
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[personal profile] heroiccia 2012-03-05 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Then who would be

His sister would most likely be able to hear Viet chewing out America for being several minutes late before asking him where his car was. To which, he began chuckling nervously.]

Heh, I-I just figured that it would be better if we walked. Ya know, make it a bit more romantic. [Yeah, that excuse would work...right?]
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[personal profile] heroiccia 2012-03-05 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
[There is no next question

[Oh she does slam the door...but then comes back out with a coat on and takes Al's hand.]

Haha! Alright, first stop is dinner! [There was a reason why he hadn't ate his dinner that night. And he just got scolded again for being a bit too loud, though it was more of a playful scolding this time around.]
heroiccia: (Kissing persuasive lips)

[personal profile] heroiccia 2012-03-05 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
[This isn't a test! This for realz.

Pff, who takes their date to a fast food restaurant for dinner? That's only if they're going out for lunch, duh. Nope, he's going to go to that weird, Spanish dude's restaurant. Meanwhile as they walk off, the two, Alfred, began to chat. They still haven't noticed the creepy sister following them.

Maybe she could try and do something on the way there? Maybe somehow try and stop that kiss that Al was shooting for?]
heroiccia: (Blushing)

[personal profile] heroiccia 2012-03-05 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Curse you! And your jealous ways!

Well Antonio does seem have a rather unhealthy love for turtles...

And then there was that crash and the sound of the car alarm going off. Causing the two of them to jump, well causing Al to jump into his girlfriend's arms. Yeah, that probably didn't go as planned.]

S-sorry, Viet. [He said before jumping down onto the ground with a rather embarrassed look.]
heroiccia: (Beware of pretty faces)

[personal profile] heroiccia 2012-03-05 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
[I'm not giving up. B|

Yes, yes he did say Antonio.

Of course without sis around the cute couple will be able to reach their destination safely and have a quick make out session...before getting caught up in a conversation with an excited Antonio. Brit still had a few more moments before they would be able to order.]
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[personal profile] heroiccia 2012-03-05 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Exactly, so it is Belarus?

The two did jump out of their seats at the scream. But as soon as they saw the two mice, Alfred began to laugh. And started to approach the rodents.]

D'aww~! They're just little mice! [She can probably see him start to try and wrangle up the little mice with the restaurant staff. Much to Vietnam's amusement, who looked like she was holding in a few giggles. Was this also a part of Britannia's plan?]
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[personal profile] heroiccia 2012-03-05 09:50 am (UTC)(link)
[You're right, she does have too much of a brother-complex.

America eventually helps round up the two mice before they could do anything. If anything, his younger sister just made everything better. So congratulations to you! Of course despite the offer of a free meal the two are obviously not going to be eating there anymore and left the resaurant.]

Alright! Next is the movies!
heroiccia: (Jones Alfred F. Jones)

[personal profile] heroiccia 2012-03-05 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Weren't we talking about Belarus?

Britannia would luck out. It was not only a horror movie, but a terrible and cheap horror movie. Though Viet didn't seem to mind much, but of course Ameria was already shaking, and it wasn't because of the chill of the night either. After all, why would he take Vietnam of all people to see a chick flick?]
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[personal profile] heroiccia 2012-03-07 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[She has a brother-complex! Well that explains a lot.

They don't look back, figuring that it was just someone attempting to be rude, though it does get Viet's attention. Where as America is shaking in his seat, scaring himself to death.

And would you look at that! Viet isn't even trying to comfort him!]