knifehands: (Default)
republic of belarus // natalia arlovskaya ([personal profile] knifehands) wrote in [community profile] crackuen2012-03-09 06:45 pm

i just thought this would be hilarious for our rp... AND ITS GOOD FOR THE NEWBIES

 

The Discovery Zone / Chuck E. Cheese's / Arcade Meme


If you were a kid during the 80s or 90s, I don't have to explain. Everyone remembers those meccas of fun that were awesome, yet somehow still smelled vaguely of stale pizza and shame. Whether you're hanging out in the tubes, jumping in the moon bounce, or shooting some hoops, you're sure to have a blast.

Well, even if you don't, it's not like you can leave. As big as this place is, there seems to be no door. So you might as well just sit back and win some tickets.

HOW TO PLAY:
1. Comment with your characters.
2. Others will reply, rolling the RNG for the scenario.
3. Have shenanigans. Feel free to make wacky crossovers, since you're all stuck in here together.

SCENARIOS:
1. The slide
2. Ball pit
3. Climbing wall
4. Moon bounce
5. The tubes
6. The little viewing bubble
7. Skeeball
8. Hoop shooting
9. Arcade games
10. The claw machine
11. Laser tag
12. Harassing the poor guy in the mascot suit
13. It's your birthday party!
14. For some reason, you work here.
15. Wildcard

autofairy: (HAT)

ARADIA breaking the shit outta this ice

[personal profile] autofairy 2012-03-10 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
babysage: (yay!)

2

[personal profile] babysage 2012-03-10 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
[And out from the ball pool bursts a tiny child whose teeth are a little bit too sharp to be human. He has an armfull of balls and starts throwing them.] Hello!
markedbeloved: (fake smile)

soubi / loveless

[personal profile] markedbeloved 2012-03-10 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
autofairy: (hey listen)

13

[personal profile] autofairy 2012-03-10 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
[HAPPY BIRTHDAY SOUBI??

Aradia doesn't actually know him, but that's not really important. Any excuse to have a party is a good excuse! Even if there aren't any dead bodies at this one. Her only disappointment is she wasn't prepared enough to jump out of a cake, because that sounds like it could be fun.]


Congratulations on your human wriggling day!
markedbeloved: (huh)

[personal profile] markedbeloved 2012-03-10 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[One, how did she know his birthday and two, how did he get dragged here.]

Wiggling day?
autofairy: (wibbly wobbly timey wimey)

[personal profile] autofairy 2012-03-11 09:11 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, your wriggling day! You know, the day you hatched? [humans normally hatch from eggs, right?]
markedbeloved: (so annoying)

[personal profile] markedbeloved 2012-03-11 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Soubi sighed.] Humans are not hatched, we are born alive.
autofairy: (no corpse parties?)

[personal profile] autofairy 2012-03-12 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
You're not? That sounds... kind of weird, but okay. If you say so!

That must be why you call it something different. What was it? A birthing-day?
markedbeloved: (yes?)

[personal profile] markedbeloved 2012-03-12 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
It's called a birthday.
autofairy: (arisen anew)

[personal profile] autofairy 2012-03-12 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that's it! A birthday! You have parties on your birthdays too, right?
markedbeloved: (so lazy)

[personal profile] markedbeloved 2012-03-12 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, some do. I don't. It's too bothersome.
heroiccia: (Default)

America || Hetalia

[personal profile] heroiccia 2012-03-10 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
markedbeloved: (so annoying)

14

[personal profile] markedbeloved 2012-03-11 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Why was he working at this crazy place? Well, the pay was good so whatever. He was watching after the ball pit when a man crawled right in. He grabbed his poker to get the guys attention. "Hey, you're too big to play in there."
heroiccia: (Default)

Re: 14

[personal profile] heroiccia 2012-03-11 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
"No I ain't!" He's not moving.
markedbeloved: (i see you there)

[personal profile] markedbeloved 2012-03-11 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
.... really? "How old are you?"